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Ordered a game today, or yesterday I guess, for my game boy.  It's Castlevania: Circle of the Moon.  It's costing me 15 bucks.  Not bad for a game that should probably be double that in stores.  Anyway, I'm happy now.  Oh, and you have to read this thing... it's hilarious.  I swear, I almost died.  I also forgot to add in my last entry, the bext/worst part of my day... finding out my sister is having sex... eww, but also really funny, just by the way it happened anyway.  I found an ept in her room.  T'would be poetic justice if she ended up in the same boat I was in back then.  Poetic fucking justice.

Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

From:  Ananova.com


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Jun. 1st, 2004 12:48 am (UTC)
Fuck being fertile!

Anyways... They did a sketch exactly like that on MadTV. They HAD to have been retards, or at least slightly off, because even the simplist animals know how to procreate. It's in our fucking blood. Oh wait, they were religious, that explains everything.
Jun. 1st, 2004 08:10 am (UTC)
You know, the most amazing thing to me is that these people found eachother. I mean, it's common for religious people to demonize sex, but to not know what it is completely? What are the chances? I mean, I almost think thats impossible for the guy to reach 36 without at least halfway figuring it out. I think I may be even more amazed that it said they weren't retarded.
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