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Sep. 13th, 2007

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?

2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done?
2. Total. How lame.

3. Ever been cheated on?
Yes, and I hate the both of them.

4. Ever cheated on someone?
No, but I've been accused of it.

5. Ever been married?

6. Ever been divorced?
Can't get divorced if you've never been married.

7. If you had to pick one, what's your fave sexual position?

8. Do you own any guns?
Hell no.

9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
I've never even done one.

10. Ever been in rehab?
No. Never been a diagnosed addict. Yet.

11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex?

12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on MySpace?
Met, no.

13.Truthfully… size matters?
Nope. Truthfully, it's what you do with it that counts. I've known some guys who have a great size but don't know shit and guys who aren't so big and are the best lay in the world. Just ask brett.

14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Hahaha, no. Arnold is a fucking pussy.

15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you could?
I dunno, I've not thought about that one for a very long time.

16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
I've never been employed before so sure.

17. How many states have you lived in?
One. This one. Washington.

18. How many countries have you lived in?
Numero uno. This one.

19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?

20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
I'm going to have to agree with the person that the person before me said. Criss Angel. I really don't like what I've been hearing of him lately and he could use a good smack upside the head.

21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
Uh huh. I used to have a boyfriend who was one of the biggest white trash guys you'll ever meet.

22. Ever cheated on your current boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nope, cheating requires you to not have your partners consent.

23. Ever been paid for sex?
Maybe. But it wasn't by a stranger.

24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone?

25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?

26. What is your IQ?
Last time I checked it was 120, and it was unofficial.

27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids?
I never had a problem with him.

28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
Who gives a shit? The guy is a pussy.

29.Do you have fake tits or real tits?
Uh, last time I checked they were real. Real non-existant.

30. Ever watch someone die?

31. How long has it been since you had sex?
I really can't say.

32. Name your favorite beer?
Beer makes me vomit.