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Yo ho, yo ho, it's a pirates life for me!

I did something really dumb last night and now I'm half blind and might have to wear a patch. I scratched my eyeball with a safety pin. Don't ask, I won't explain. I'll just tell you to fuck off and then get really pissed when you don't. I'm also really light sensitive. Sometimes it starts to feel ok, better even, but then it does something, shifts maybe, and it'll start to get all hurty and watery again and I'll stop being able to see. Feels like there is something in it, a rock maybe. No, not a rock, a huge fucking boulder. Ow, ow, ow. Gawd it hurts like a mother fucking bitch. SAVE ME!!! The evil eye pins are coming to get me. NOOOOOO!!!!! Ok, so yes, despite my massive amounts of brain hemorrhaging pain I'm finding great amusement in all of this. What is it that's on that t-shirt, oh, right, it's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious. That's what this is, frigging hilarious, in a demented sort of way. It wasn't when it happened but it is now. Anyway, the only reason I'm even semi online right now is because mom (or finley) is downloading aol 9.0. It's 50% done but still taking forever. Supposed to be going, according to it, for 3 more hours, still. It's said that since it started. God damn, I just thought of something. I should change my internet time. I'd probably get caught but whatever. It's worth a try. I really don't want to have to wear a patch. That would just suck and then I really wouldn't leave the house. As much as I find this funny I don't find much humor in the disrespectful brats down at the library, and I wouldn't have anything else to do. Man, I know layton is gonna be poking my ass for this one. Oh well, I'll just have to deal with it as it comes. It's not like I won't deserve it anyway for being so stupid. Shit, it looks like it's gonna rain. No fuck that, it IS raining. God damn it.